I was awakened by an odd noise on the Amsterdam at 6 a.m.
Me: What are you doing?
Bill: I lost my balance. I thought I would get down here on the floor to look for it.
Me: You fell just now? Are you okay?
Bill: Yes.
Me: What were you doing?
Bill: Trying to pull my pants up.
Later:
Me: Any aftereffects from the fall?
Bill: Just one. I am going to be more careful pulling my pants up.
